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Sunday, December 21, 2014

Christmathon 2014: Modi Claus is Coming to Town....on an Adani Jet

You better watch out
For you will only cry
Better not smile,
I'm telling you why,
Modi Claus is coming to town!

He's making a fake encounter list
and checking it twice,
While CBI books online citizens
who were naughty not nice
Modi Claus will perform Ghar Vapsi in town!

Sahib spies on girls when they're sleeping,
He knows when they're awake,
He knows when Minorities are good or bad,
Remember Gujarat 2002 for Goodness Sake!

You better watch out
For you will only cry
Better not smile,
I'm telling you why,
Modi Claus is coming to town!

(We will conclude with the famous Christmas poem "T'was the night before Good Governance Day")

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Christmathon 2014: Smriti, the Egg faced Mantri

Smriti the egg-faced Mantri
had a very long, long nose,
and every time she lies,
One inch longer it grows.
All of the other Mantris,
used to laugh and call her names,
they never let poor Smriti,
play in any right wing games!

Then one smoggy Good Governance Eve,
Modi came to say,
"Smriti with your nose so long,
why don't you sing a Sanghi song"
Then how the mantris loved her,
as she flashed her fake Yale Degree,
Smriti, the egg-faced Mantri,
is distorting texts of Indian History!

(Note: Our next carol is "Modi Claus is Coming to Town....on an Adani Jet")

Christmathon 2014: I'm dreaming of a Swachh Bharat

Welcome to our Christmathon! This year we celebrate this joyous occasion with the proper fine-tuning of our content that is desperately needed, given the changed political climate in our country. So, we have modified some of the popular Christmas Carols and poems for the benefit of our more "patriotic" readers. 

All school and college students are supposed to learn these poems and songs online on Good Governance Day i.e. 25th December, which by a strange coincidence happens to be a major festival of non-Indian origin that has been imported from the West i.e. Israel.

Here's a sample verse:

I'm dreaming of a Swachh Bharat,
Just like the one we never knew;
Where history books burn,
and children heads turn
to hear the sound of riots from which they eschew!

I'm dreaming of a Swachh Bharat,
With every Good Governance essays we write;
May your diet be veggie and teetotaled,
and may all your Good Governance days be DRY!!

Dear Readers, here's wishing you all a Merry Good Governance Day and a Swachh New Year!

(Note: Our next carol is entitled  'Smriti the egg-faced Mantri')

Saturday, November 29, 2014

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Yes, ‘Indians in Pakistan’ is more than a novel; it is:

a)    A Mirror that shows the harsh reality faced by various segments of humanity

b)    A Noble Message that seeks to reform hardened terrorists and prevent potential ones from being brainwashed by sadists

c)    A Secret revealed to world powers on how to deal with the scourge of terrorism socially, diplomatically and militarily

d)    Beautiful Poetry, disguised as prose, that informs, entertains, excites and inspires


I’ll leave you with some quotes from the novel:

“Please don’t be upset. The last thing in the world I want is to see you upset and that too with me. It’s terrifying to see your beautiful eyes turn red with anger.”

“The miraculous power of love has often been underestimated just like we underestimate sleep. Most of the herculean tasks performed by men were possible because they had been deeply in love and had slept well the night before.”

“Sometimes, the thrill of an adventure vanishes shortly after the starting point is crossed.”

“It is a shame that most Olympians do not train as hard as the Lashkar jihadis whose main aim in life is to kill people.”

“Thanks for the proposal. But there is someone else whom I love dearly. I cannot say ‘yes’ to you because of him. In fact, I cannot say ‘yes’ to you because I do not love you at all. Yes, and this is not the ‘Yes’ you want; yes - I admire your skill set and your work and respect you as a person, but I do not love you.

“Let’s face it. There are good people and bad people everywhere. Illiteracy, improper education, wars, greed, corruption, social inequalities and similar factors were responsible for the majority of problems in India and Pakistan. Religious fanatics benefited from these factors and developed formidable socio-political strongholds in both countries.”

“And so we continued to live in fear, hoping that we would not get caught. Fear had become our constant companion at this dreadful Lashkar-e-Taiba camp.”

Monday, November 24, 2014

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Saturday, November 1, 2014

Chutney Bhugti and the 5 Point Taliban

(Dedicated to all the classy CB Trolls and their pearls of wisdom(s))

Once upon a time there lived a best selling Baluchi writer, Chutney Bhugti, who enjoyed taking selfies with Osama Bin Laden and Mullah Omar of the Quetta Shura. Not joining his beloved Taliban (the Pakistani version of the Sangh Parivar) was one of the three biggest mistakes of Chutney Bhugti's life and he humbly considered himself as a five point somebody (on a scale of 100). He loved writing open letters to the likes of Bilawal Bhutto as closed letters were quite expensive. He grilled Biloo (a la mode d’Arnab Ghostswami) on heated TV debates and sarcastic news columns for being part of a corrupt legacy, his personal failings as a politician and of being a dynastic heir – but not for his lunatic rantings on Kashmir. However, Chutney Bhugti kept strangely quiet when it came to the corruption, violence and misdeeds of Nawaz Sharif and the Taliban, whom he clicked a lot of selfies with.

But Chutney Bhugti purported not to favour any political party and yet would still go on "chai pe charchas" and mutton biryani luncheons with Nawaz Sharif and his band of merry men. According to Chutney, Sharif knew exactly what young Pakistani wanted and he alone could help make Revolution 2021 happen.  CB wrote books on these themes and countless bus drivers, ragpickers and ward boys soon decided that these books were sent down from heaven. And the royalties kept pouring in like nobody's business, especially since the middle class soon realised that CB’s novels were more effective and less expensive than the best flyswatters in the market – of which CB happened to be a bigger expert than even the CAG & Finance Minister combined.

Chutney Bhugti once said in an interview: “I’m not a good writer, but a good selling one. Writing is the new caste system. People run away for miles when writers like me enter a room and the entire place gets deserted like my own Baluchi desert.  I have to write open letters to people as they wouldn’t bother to open my closed letters.  Then I manage fake FB polls which show that 49% of Pakistanis would vote for Nawaz Sharif and 50% for the Taliban and the remaining 1% for Imran Khan, PPP, etc.  My fake FB polls are free and fair (in your dreams!) Then my day begins with cheerleading for Nawaz Sharif and ends with eulogising the Taliban in a subtle sort of way. But I don’t actually support any of them since I am an impartial observer. However, the long-bearded one-eyed Mullahs, just like the pretty girls, are always right (or self-righteous).”

In another political commentary, after openly encouraging Nawaz Sharif to indulge in horse-trading (since cows were costly), CB claimed that it was better to be a deshdrohi than someone who littered. “Road Litter (not Twitter, stupid) trolls keep tossing garbage from the streets (not tweets) into my living room and creating a mess. I had invited my Indian butcher-cum chaiwalla friend, Modi aka Afzal Khan Aka Fekounter Sahib Aka Butterfly&MothsKaSaudagar to sweep my room with the golden broom gifted by his industrialist buddy & coastal landgrabber, Mukesh Adani – the same guy who closed a 100 Swiss banks accounts in twenty days during election time. Anyways, Modi laid 3 absurd conditions for sweeping my room: (1) It would only be a Photo-op session with no major sweeping activity actually getting done (2) Minimum 2 Pakistani celebrities should pose with Modi for selfies at my home (3) During the photo-op, Modi would recite cliche phrases like “May the Force be with you”, “I’m king of the world (from Titanic), and “Show me the (black) money, Ambani.” However, the Pakistani celebrities refused to pose with Modi on the grounds that he did not have influence with tax and administrative authorities there and it would be a total waste of their time.

The question now arises that why would a cold-blooded Baluchi like CB support a hawkish Punjabi politician like Sharif - and the answer was that his wife whom he had met at a top management institute at Lahore was a Punjabi and so Green (or Paki) Chutney was a supporter of not one but 2 States.  Besides, Green Chutney was an ardent fan of those who persecuted the weaker sections of society and loved to justify this persecution again under the pretence of being an impartial observer. And so this charade went on....

Then one night at a Taliban centre, CB bumped into Mullah Omar, the Half Blind chieftain. who angrily hurled abuse in Pashtun before saying something like "Deti hai todevarnakot le" or some gibberish. CB explains what followed: “I wanted to take a selfie and be best buddies with the angry Mullah Omar. He didn’t. He wanted to wrangle my neck, boil me in hot water and feed my corpse to tigers. I didn’t. I hoped it was just a dream. It wasn’t. Mullah Omar and I finally reached a compromise – we agreed to become Half Enemies.”

I have written so much about CB in this article that writing any more will be like shifting the goal post after the match is over – in the first place that’s impossible, and in the second, even if it were possible, it would be useless. But CB wouldn’t  have ended his article here. I will!

(P.S. My next piece could be an Ode to the eagerly awaited yet elusive ACCHE DIN)

Saturday, October 25, 2014

ANTI TERRORISM WEEK - Conceptualised & Promoted by 'Indians in Pakistan' Novel (A Facebook Event)

"Love blossoms in the most unlikely of places - a terror training camp in the heart of Pakistan" - An excerpt from Indians in Pakistan #Novel by Author Vivek Pereira.

This exciting novel will surely entertain and enlighten you, revealing bitter truths, warped perceptions and diabolical designs, which together make the Indian subcontinent one of the most volatile and dangerous regions in the world.

Join us in the fight against terror by posting only "ANTI - TERRORISM" comments on the FB wall of Indians in Pakistan at https://www.facebook.com/IndiansInPakistan

Please feel free to LIKE, SHARE & COMMENT on this FB Fan Page Wall throughout "Indians in Pakistan" s ANTI TERRORISM WEEK from 27th October to 2nd November, 2014. All are invited. And don't forget to INVITE YOUR FRIENDS!!!

Monday, October 6, 2014

Take the ALQ-ISI Bucket Challenge Today

Take the ALQ-ISI Bucket Challenge Today. GET DRENCHED and SHIVER OR Spread awareness of the Al Qaeda-ISI terror network in Pakistan by reading the action thriller #IndiansInPakistan #Novel #eBook which is available on Amazon - for approximately 1 US Dollar or Rs 60 - at http://www.amazon.com/Indians-Pakistan-Vivek-Pereira-ebook/dp/B00N0WYM5O

Was it a mere coincidence that several 9/11 terrorists were trained in Pakistan (at Karachi in 1999)? Was it a mere coincidence that the head of Pakistani Intelligence (ISI) was in Pakistan before, during & after the 9/11 attacks - supervising his “boys” and bargaining with the Bush administration for a softer penalty for Pakistan? Was it a mere coincidence that this same ISI Chief was sacked on Bush’s insistence after it was revealed that the main hijacker Mohammed Atta had wired the “balance money” (from the funds sent earlier by the ISI) via the Hawala route back to Omar Saeed Sheikh, who is well known for his role in the 2002 kidnapping and murder of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl? Was it a mere coincidence that for over a decade after 9/11, Osama Bin Laden continued to live a luxurious life protected by the Pakistani intelligence and military establishment?

Learn more about this deadly ISI-AL Qaeda terror network responsible for other acts of terror such as the 2008 Mumbai attacks and the Boko Haram activities in Nigeria. Read about it in the amazing ebook “Indians in Pakistan,” which has it all – Action, Romance and Information. And do remember to spread awareness of the Al Qaeda-ISI nexus or be prepared to get DRENCHED TILL YOU SHIVER!

The Vivekean Version of the Prodigal Son

(An Extract from Indians in Pakistan, the Action Thriller on terrorism)

‘It was all my fault,’ I said frankly. ‘I was blind then but now I see the truth. You were right and I was wrong.’

‘Mother would have been happy to see you,’ he told me, sadly. ‘Too bad she’s not around.’
‘Wh - where is she?’ I asked, looking around frantically for her.
‘It’s too late,’ he said. ‘She’s no longer in this world.’
‘Mother, mother,’ I continued, not heeding him. ‘Mother where are you?’
‘She’s dead, dear brother. She’s in heaven now.’
‘No, it cannot be. She cannot die! I need to tell her how much I love her. I need to tell her how sorry I am for walking away. I wanted to introduce her to Najma, my wife. I wanted to - ’

Words failed me at that moment and I sank to my knees. There were plenty of kind words from everyone around but there was nothing that could console me – not even the beautiful hands of Najma wrapped around my neck. I was truly inconsolable.


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Friday, October 3, 2014

Revealing the Narendra Modi-Amit Shah brand of Social Engineering

If anyone thinks that the rise of Narendra Modi and Amit Shah to the top of the Indian political echelons has been sudden and meteoric, then they need to think again! Their progress can be attributed to a long drawn process of social engineering initiated by Modi and his ilk which spans well over forty years.

There have been various photos circulating on the internet of Modi in disguise during the Emergency as an RSS leader. The smoking gun is the very fact that Modi was considered important enough to be targetted by the Emergency authorities forty years ago. He had joined the RSS when it was just a nascent force in Gujarat and quickly rose to the top of this controversial outfit. Amit Shah joined him at the start of the 1980s and their partnership (in crime, etc) has blossomed since then.

Their modus operandi was to first spread hatred between the two main communities in Gujarat and then reap electoral gains. It used to be said that "if you threw a stone in the air in Ahmedabad, it would lead to a Hindu-Muslim riot." But earlier Gujarat had been a peaceful state with the bloody 1969 riots as an aberration. The Justice Reddy Commission set up to investigate the riots squarely blamed Hindu nationalist organizations like RSS, Hindu Mahasabha and Jan Sangh for escalating the riots which started after minor religious disputes (for which both communities were equally to blame). The Modi-Shah partnership harnessed this communal tension existing in Gujarat in the aftermath of the riots to propel their careers.  The sudden spurt of rioting in Gujarat from the early 1980s onwards indicated that these two political figures were busy tossing a lot of "stones in the air."

Now, Modi was close to another right-wing Sanghi named L K Advani and it was the magnamity of the latter (so gratefully rewarded in 2014) that boosted the prospects of Modi who, in turn, boosted those of Amit Shah in a trickling down effect that has been replicated in 2014 with Modi as the PM and Amit Shah as the party chief and their cronies filling spaces below in this hierarchy.

Here's a look at an excerpt from an article on Outlook.com, a prominent news website in India:(Read the full article at http://www.outlookindia.com/article/History-of-Communal-Violence-in-Gujarat/217988)
"It was from Gujarat, in September 1990, that LK Advani launched his Somnath to Ayodhya rath yatra leaving a nationwide trail of violence in its wake. In 1990 itself, there was major violence in Gujarat because of Advani's rath yatra. The chief architect of that yatra was Narendra Modi. During the years of communal violence in 1986, 1987, 1989 and 1990, Modi was general secretary of the BJP. That is when the Ramjanmabhoomi campaign became a central issue in Gujarat. Men, women and youngsters from Gujarat, constituting possibly the largest contingent from anywhere in the country, participated in the demolition of the Babri Masjid on December 6, 1992."

After the Babri Masjid demolition, India was never the same again as its secular fabric had been ripped apart. The BJP emerged as a leading national party in the early 1990s after having got just 2 seats in 1984! Such is the power of the 'Politics of Hate.’  Modi and Shah then went from village to village building a strong BJP base in the state, while at the same time creating a huge communal divide in the country. Modi then, through acts of betrayal  and by influencing the national leaders of the BJP, beat Vaghela and Keshubhai to the post of Gujarat Chief Minister in 2001.

The less said about Modi’s role in the subsequent Gujarat riots the better. Narendra Modi  has been accused of the following acts of omission and commission:
(a) His administration failed miserably to respond to the immediate dangers of  the altercations between Kar Sevaks of the Sabarmati Express and Muslim Traders at different railway stations.
(b) After the heinous burning of the Sabarmati Express, Modi & Co made it look as if it was a well planned conspiracy by prominent Muslim leaders instead of what it was – spontaneous communal violence directly related to the Babri Masjid demolition for which Modi himself was chiefly responsible.
(c) He allegedly conspired with the VHP to parade the dead bodies of the victims, Gaza-style, to fuel communal hatred against Muslims immediately after the train burning
(d) Modi conducted two separate meetings –– the first with police officers to go soft on rioters; the second was a pep-talk for Sanghi rioteers
(e) Narendra Modi failed to protect the lives of thousands of Hindus, Muslims and other Gujaratis by not providing governance when it was needed the most – His ministers sat in police control rooms monitoring the action ensuring that Police acted selectively only against the Muslim rioteers and allowed a free hand to the Sanghi rioteers.
(f) The biggest charge against him was that in the midst of the Gulbarga attack when Sanjiv Bhatt, a top police officer, informed him about the situation, Modi was worried whether the victims had guns to protect themselves from the rioteers. Moreover, when a call was made to Narendra Modi by Ehsan jaffrey, a top Gujarat politician, just before he was attacked and killed by the mob, there was only abuse from Modi’s phone but no assistance.

Of course, after the Gujarat Riots, Modi was justifiably humiliated and ostracised by one and all. But he has used his social engineering skills to bounce back, reach the top and win over his critics. Ratan Tata received a prestigious award at the hands of the Vajpayee Government and the loyalty of a top businessman was bought. Adani and Ambani were already Modi’s cheerleaders and have been amply rewarded for their support. Soon top  actors and the mainstream media were influenced (bought?) to support Modi and he has emerged as a larger than life figure frequently sporting the avatars of Nehru, Gandhi, Sardar Patel or Ambedkar among many others. He has resorted to CLICHES like “the force be with you” or “Clean India” to widen his fan base.

In the words of a VHP office bearer: ““We were used by Modi saab, used! Now that he has cemented his position, he wants to be seen as pro-development. He has abandoned those who died for him in Godhra. Who will support their families? It is like we have been wiped out from Modi’s memory.” 
Modi has continued to use people in his ascendancy, but it is now Amit Shah’s turn to reap the “Blood for Votes” brand of electoral politics. Let’s not talk about the charges of fake encounter killings or snooping  leveled against him. Since Amit Shah became the UP in-charge for the 2014 elections, there were "coincidentally” more than 200 riots, including the dreadful, Muzzafarnagar riots, that helped the BJP to sweep the state, winning 71 of the 80 seats in UP and 282 seats throughout the country. Amit Shah has been hailed as a genius and made the president of the BJP party.
With more elections expected throughout the country in the near future, one wonders as to what level of social engineering the successful Narendra Modi-Amit Shah partnership will now stoop!